It's time for a Siesta

On days like today, I wish that we had siestas during the work day here in the States. Wouldn't that be wonderful?! It's sunny (gorgeous actually) and 69 degrees outside and the only way I get to enjoy it is by looking out of the windows in my office. I guess I'm lucky that I have windows, huh?
If we had siestas, I could go sit out on our porch, prop up my feet, enjoy a pina colada flavored italian ice (no alcholol at work, sometimes a major booooo), and watch all of the drug dealers and prostitutes that frequent our neighborhood. Even if it were only for 45 min, vs the 2 hrs that my family in Belize enjoys on a daily basis. Am I living in the wrong country?